Cleaning up my mouth

Source: google.com via Caryl on Pinterest

 

In 2013, I vow to curse less.  I’m not a big curser but sometimes I slip.  I figure if I have a good repertoire of fake curse words, I will do better.  Here are some of my favorites:

  1. fiddlesticks
  2. gingersnap
  3. snapdragon
  4. sheep
  5. fudge
  6. fudge buckets
  7. oh great buckets of fudge
  8. silly goose
  9. friggin
  10. shitake
  11. mustang sally
  12. sugar
  13. splinters
  14. shut the front door
  15. sugar honey iced tea
  16. mother of goodness
  17. goodness gracious
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