Cleaning up my mouth

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In 2013, I vow to curse less.  I’m not a big curser but sometimes I slip.  I figure if I have a good repertoire of fake curse words, I will do better.  Here are some of my favorites:

1. fiddlesticks
2. gingersnap
3. snapdragon
4. sheep
5. fudge
6. fudge buckets
7. oh great buckets of fudge
8. silly goose
9. friggin
10. shitake
11. mustang sally
12. sugar
13. splinters
14. shut the front door
15. sugar honey iced tea
16. mother of goodness
17. goodness gracious

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